Just found out a close friend of my family, sort of like an adopted grandmother, has a tumour. Now this woman is 84 years old and smokes like a chimney - She's never had an alchoholic drink and she's 100% active - Now why, if there EVER was a God, would there be any reason to rob this woman of her long life. Sometimes things really are not fair. Speaking of fairness, I've decided to get Michelle out of my head - I have had enough playing games now and it's driving me crazy SOOOO, I...

It's been a few days since my last update so I apologise to all my fans!!! LOL Anyways, it's the second full day in ireland and I've got bloody food poisoning - Fantastic! NOT! So - How am I finding it? Absolutely outstanding - This was SUCH a good decision. Oh! The Guiness is gorgeous! The hotel/guest house is great too. But I am missing a few important people. Not knowing many people here can leave you feeling a little isolated. OK - So Simon's here, but it's not the same...

Hey guys. Just got my mate Simon addicted to blogging. His site is http://simonclarke2000.joeuser.com Visit him. Annoy him. Destroy him - Oh! And say Hi!!!!! Welcome PAL!!!!

Right. I'm here!!!! 5 hours to Bangor, where we stayed in a Travelodge and then a rough, and I mean REALLY F*CKING rough, crossing from Holyhead to Eastpoint port. Well, the office are literally 5 minutes away and they're really nice, but not as nice as our old Regus offices down in Chertsey, but nice enough. Well, we've been here a matter of hours and it's going well. Done a bit of work and managed to check in to what is, might I add, fantastic lickle hotel/guest house. S...

It's here - Finally. I can't STAND my family any longer and all the pain and hurt I've had in the last couple of months is going to be forgotten about because I and my colleague and friend Simon, are finally f*cking off to Ireland. How my butterflies are going wild in anticipation and excitement - Tummy, be calm! And I will keep any interested parties updated with my evolution via this site. Buh bye friends, family, loved ones - See you soon!!!!! And then back to Spain!!!!!! ...

In my opinion, Snatch is the best film ever - It follows a stolen diamond, and who it goes to. The main characters are Tommy, Turkish, Mickey (played by Brad Pitt), and Bullet tooth Tony (played by Vinny Jones). The diamond is stolen, and finds its way to many different characters. The story is intertwined with the illegal boxing championships, and how Mickeys mother is killed by the main player in underground boxing, Brick Top. The story turns out that most people are killed. Snatch...

I would like to introduce you all to my friend, Iva. You can see her random crap here: Link Will you all give her a big hand

I only recently started blogging but I found, yesterday, that for some reason I could not log on and I felt an overwhelming sense of 'Oh My God' - I think I might be addicted! And if it couldn't get any worse, I'm being paid late! That means NO CASH for the weekend, the weekend before I go to Ireland so no farewell drinks with my friends and definately no means to buy a few last minute personal items. But it's not all bad - Meeting some new faces in Ireland, of whom I work with - Som...

Well that's it. I've just been informed by the powers that be that come Monday 29th November, i'll be moving to Ireland for two weeks. I knew it was around the 1st of Decemember, but I get like 4 days warning??? Anyways - Cest la vie. Gonna miss quite a few people. So, me and Simon (my friend) in Ireland. Two young lads, alone on another country/island. This is going to be lots of fun - Watch this space. On another note, I got my phone bill in for this month - £437!!!! I...

You ask me where to begin Am I so lost in my sin You ask me where did I fall I’ll say I can’t tell you when But if my spirit is lost How will I find what is near Don’t question I’m not alone Somehow I’ll find my way home My sun shall rise in the east So shall my heart be at peace And if you’re asking me when I’ll say it starts at the end You know your will to be free Is matched with love secretly And talk will alter your prayer Somehow you’ll find you are there. Your frien...

Isn't it funny? When you least expect it, you meet that one person you could quite happily spend the rest of your life with. And you question how you ever got to that stage, so unexpectedly and so suddenly - It's happened, but how? I never thought that it would be as quick breaking up as quick as it was getting together and now, I spend my waking day and my dreams thinking of that one woman. How my heart hurts. And it's not like I'd do nothing for her. She knows my faults, my ...

It's happened. Finally happened. I've decided to share my thoughts, experiences and general rubbish with the rest of humanity. And why not? They share it with me. Constantly. So, while I am in the mood to be hospitable, welcome to my world - It's not a pleasant one but it can be a lot of fun. I hope your visits here will amuse (and possibly inspire) you, but if not, cest la vie. In the mean time, and it's late, I'll leave my first thought of the day: Assumptions are the mother...