In my opinion, Snatch is the best film ever - It follows a stolen diamond, and who it goes to.
The main characters are Tommy, Turkish, Mickey (played by Brad Pitt), and Bullet tooth Tony (played by Vinny Jones).
The diamond is stolen, and finds its way to many different characters. The story is intertwined with the illegal boxing championships, and how Mickeys mother is killed by the main player in underground boxing, Brick Top.
The story turns out that most people are killed. Snatch is also the best fil I know for quotes, so i am going to have to include some.
"Did you understand one word of what he just said?"
Bullet Tooth Tony: "Boris the Blade? As in Boris the Bullet-Dodger?"
Cousin Avi: "Why do they call him the Bullet-Dodger?"
Bullet Tooth Tony: "'Cause he dodges bullets, Avi."
"Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this instance by an 'orrible c***... me!"
Tommy: "Who took the jam outta your doughnut?"
Turkish: "You took the f****** jam outta my doughnut, Tommy, you!"
Turkish: [making tea] "Would you like sugar?"
Brick Top: "No thank you, Turkish; I'm sweet enough."
"There are two kinds of balls in this world. There are the big brave balls and then there are the little mincey faggot balls."
Turkish: "Fuck me, hold tight. What's that?"
Tommy: "It's me belt, Turkish."
Turkish: "No, Tommy. There'a a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers?"
Tommy: "It's for protection."
Turkish: "Protection from what? "Zee Germans"?"
"Fish, chips, cup o' tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary-f******-Poppins London!"
Vinny: "Why are we stopped here? Whats wrong with that spot?"
Tyrone: "It's too tight."
Vinny: "Too tight? You could land a jumbo f****** jet in that!"
"I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the f*** can he get away from?"
Customs official: "Do you have anything to declare, sir?"
Avi: "Yeah. Don't go to England."